ITEM #29-5492269 – WILLIAMS-SONOMA PEPPERMINT BARK, PERSONALIZED ORIGINAL TINĬopy: “GREAT FOR GIVING! Add a custom monogram for a special touch.”ĭrew says: Does anyone love monograms more than rich people? If these assholes could personalize a bag of Chili Cheese Fritos by slapping their initials on it, they would. Let’s save that one for after you and I have had a couple of brandies, shall we? Until then, let’s ogle a bunch of other decorative crap. Hark! A beautiful way to adorn and add festive cheer to the Christian home □ /OEjz0nJH05- Jonny November 13, 2022 Now let’s open this catalog and take a look! In here, the only thing inflating … is my love of Christmas. Everyone else will find themselves on the outside as we nestle down within these pages, warm with luxury and pizza ovens. And Margie, our cleaning lady, on Tuesdays. Let them knock on the dome covering us, begging to come in and sample our figgy pudding. So who needs the rest of the world when we have a perfect little world right here in our hands? Other people’s lives are shit. Instead of Aunt Gladys’s teacup dachshund treating your purse like a chew toy, there are decorated marshmallows. Instead of wokes and non-wokes, there is shortbread. Instead of politicians bickering, there are cookie trees. But in this house, and in this CATALOG, there is refuge. The rest of the world already feels miles away, doesn’t it? Out there, there’s hardship, and war, and just the strangest people you can imagine. You and I deserve a little bit of rest and a LOT of holiday cheer, and I know just where to look for that cheer: There’s barely enough room in the pool house for a full bar! He was planning to move back in after he finished at Skidmore, and now he might have to stay in the pool house instead. ![]() Unfortunately, our new contractors weren’t able to finish our addition in time for Christmas, which absolutely broke Grayley’s heart. Leave your duck boots in the breezeway and help yourself to some wassail. I don’t know! Strange!Īnyway, to heck with all that … come in. Well, it’s just this inflation! I had to use farmed salmon for this year’s mousse! Tastes “mid,” as my daughter says. ![]() We couldn’t even get a flocked tree! Andie’s Nursery over in Fartham was charging an exorbitant amount for one. ![]() Oh my goodness, here you are! Welcome, welcome! MERRY MERRY! My apologies in advance, but we had to be a little bit more low-key than usual with our décor this year.
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